Dear Bernananana :D
SOMEONE LEFT THEIR TUMBLR STILL SIGNED ON, ON MY LAPPYTOP :D MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
I should post some porn.
To teach you never to leave your social sites signed in on computers that do not belong to you.
Lololololol, just jokes, bruh :3
Thank you for baking cookies with me today.
And listening to me complain about life, and Kory and the military killing off every bit of happiness I have left in me. LOL.
I love you very very much, and thank you for being my bestbestbestbestbestsisterfriendlesbianwife in the whole entire world.
I promise I’ll fly your ass to come visit me when Kory and I are married in the future, live in another state, and my preggo ass is dying of loneliness because the military calls, and our hoard of pets can’t cheer me up for shit.
Okay. I LOVE YOU!
P.S. Yes. I found the note you left on my desktop.
P.S.S. Our burnt cookies are terrible.
P.S.S.S. I need to poop.
P.S.S.S.S. We’ll have a sleep over when my room is done.
P.S.S.S.S.S. Wait. I lied. I promised Kory he’d be the first to sleep over. So.. AFTER HIM!
P.S.S.S.S.S.S. WHAT THE FUCK DOES P.S. EVEN STAND FOR?!
OH. It means Post Script. I geddit. I geddit.
I have a joke for you.
What did the car-wreck, say to the other car-wreck?
I don’t know either.
But they were pretty bangin’. ;D GEDDIT. GEDDIT?
CAUSE WHEN THE CARS COLLIDED, THEY BANGED EACH OTHER?
LAWL. THE CARS HAD SEX. GEDDIT?
Okay. Fuck this. I’m going to bed. More homework to do in the morning. Haha.
Goodnight, darling :3
So gay, I made my name a link to my tumblr. LOL KEH SHOOTS, BAI.